- Baby Patrick: p-p-
- His mom: papa? Are you trying papa?
- Patrick: p-p-peterick isn't real go away
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.